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One ghatiya summer day at timbuk too you see the most bekaar creature you have ever seen. Their name is peeli bhains , and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend monkeyman and say, “Wow, that has to be the most big body I have ever seen.” Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, “I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so idiot , and was wondering if you’d like to go to chandigarh with me and drama ?” With a stupid smile on your face you say, ” WTF ” and go with them. When you finally get to chandigarh , she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a pencil hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it’s all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
It reads: ” peeli bhains is the love you’ve been waiting your whole life for. she will ask you out in 9992347893407653223535235212 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 9992347893407653223535235212 years!”
Ah just love this crap dude. Way to go khopadi bhai, u r the dude in time pass.
वैसे मैं भि अब कुर्सि मेज पर सोने कि तय्यरि कर रहा हूँ. 😉
Quote of the day: Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
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